• Yo momma's so dirty she smells like hot ass on a cold day.

• Yo momma’s so dirty she slowed down speed stick.

• Yo momma’s breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts.

• Yo momma's drawers are so dirty the roaches check in but they don't check out.

• Yo momma's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

• Yo momma’s so dirty she made right guard turn left.

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