• Yo momma’s breath must be taking karate because it's really kickin'.

• Yo momma smells so bad, she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.

• Yo momma's got more crust than bucket of Fried Chicken.

• Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow that she spits butter.

• Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I cant believe it's not butter.

• Yo momma's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice.

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