This is how fat yo momma is:



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Yo momma’s so fat that when she stood up everyone yelled out "eclipse"!
Yo momma’s so fat she was Miss Arizona class Battleship.
Yo momma’s so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!

Yo momma’s so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma’s so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma’s so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

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