Yo momma's a relic.

                                                                                                                                                                                       

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  • Yo momma’s so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
  • Yo momma's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
  • Yo momma’s so old she's blind from the big bang.
  • Yo momma's so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
  • Yo momma’s so old she used to babysit Yoda.
  • Yo momma’s so old i looked in her year book and saw jesus!
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