• Yo momma's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

• Yo momma's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

• Yo momma's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.

• Yo momma's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit  by a train.

• Yo momma's so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of  it.

• Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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